#soapsongs Weh-Why Do Feh-Fools Feh-Fall in Teh-Tub
#soap songs Leh-Like a Beh-Bat out of Geh-Gel
#soapsongs Veh-Video Keh-Killed the Reh-Radox Star
#soapsongs i'm We-Washing on a Ste-Star
#soapsongs Keh-CoalTar Meh-Miners Deh-Daughters
#soapsongs Deh-Dont Lever me Deh-That Weh-Way
#soapsongs Keh-Climb upon my Neh-Knee Seh-Sunlight boy
#soapsongs Deh-Daz the Weh-Way i Leh-Like it A-A-A-A-A-A-Ah A Ah
#soapsongs Everybodies Geh-Gone Seh-Surfing Seh-Surfing usa
#soapsongs To Seh-Surf with Leh-Love
#soapsongs Reh-Rub a Deh-Dub Feh-Three men in a Teh-Tub
#soapsongs Keh-Carwash
#soapsongs I'm Feh-Feh-Forever Beh-Blowing Beh-Bubbles
#DeliSongs Che-Chess may be the Geh-Girl i can't Feh-Forget
#DeliSongs Spe-Spam Spe-Spam Spe-Spam Spe-Spam
#DeliSongs for 4th. of Jeh-July American Peh-Pie
#DeliSongs Peh-Pasta the Weh-Way I Like it A-A-Ah Ah
#DeliSongs I'm a Peh-Pink Tooth Beh-Bruschetta your a Beh-Blue Tooth Bruschetta
#DeliSongs Seh-Sitting on the Deh-Dock of the Beh-Bacon
#DeliSongs Meh-Mumma hes Meh-Making Pork Peh-Pies at Me
#DeliSongs When the Seh-Sausage Rolls are called up Yeh-Yonder
#DeliSongs Yeh-You can't Keh-Curry Leh-Love
#DeliSongs Teh-Tears on my Peh-Pilau
#DeliSongs Sgt. Peh-Peperoni Leh-Lonely hearts Keh-Club Band
#DeliSongs Oh Yes Deh-They Call him the Ste-Streaky
#DeliSongs Happy Beh-Beefday to Yow
#DeliSongs Deh-Danish Beh-Blue Meh-Moon
#DeliSongs Unbreak my Teh-Tart
#DeliSongs On the Che-Chicken Wings of Leh-Love
#DeliSongs Seh-Slice and Easy Deh-Does it
#DeliSongs Weh-Willycum Feh-Fair
#DeliSongs Deh-Don't go Beh-Breaking my Teh-Tart
#DeliSongs Deh-Doing the Lamb-Beef Weh-Walk
#DeliSongs Everybody's Peh-Pork n Apple Me
#DeliSongs Samosa Sorry Neh-Now
#DeliSongs If your Irish Keh-Come into the Peh-Porker
#DeliSongs A Peh-Pizza Hut A Peh-Pizza Hut Keh-Kentucky Fried Che-Chicken and a Peh-Pizza hut
#DeliSongs Beh-Black Pudding is Black I want my Beh-Baby Back
#DeliSongs An American Tripe-ogy
#DeliSongs I saw Meh-Mommy Keh-Kissing Chicken Claws
#DeliSongs Seh-Sausage Roll out the Beh-Barrel
#DeliSongs Neh-Nymphs and She-Sheperds Pie away
#DeliSongs Ooooh I do Leh-Like to Beh-Beef beside the Sea-Silverside
#DeliSongs Who will Beh-Buy this Weh-Wonderful Brawning
#DeliSongs Oh What a Leh-Lovely Beh-Boar
#DeliSongs Cheeses Weh-Wants me for a Seh-SunBeam
#DeliSongs What a Feh-Friend we have in Cheeses
#DeliSongs If I Roulade the Weh-World
#DeliSongs At the Leh-Lamb Shank its a little old Peh-Place Where we can Geh-Get together Lamb Shank Beh-Baby
#DeliSongs Leh-Lamb Shank it all Over
#DeliSongs Teh-Two Peh-pints of Leh-Lager and a Peh-Packet of Keh-Crisps Peh-Please Ooooh Sorry Weh-Wrong Keh-Counter
#fishsongs Cher-Shrimp Peh-Paste is a Keh-Coming Deh-Theres Dancing tonight Cher-Shrimp Peh-Paste is a Keh-Coming the Veh-Vans in Sight
#fishsongs Motor Peh-Piking
#fishsongs Beh-Bre-----eam, Beh-Bream Beh-Bream Beh-Bream
#fishsongs Teh-Twist and Teh-Trout
#fishsongs Heh-He was a Ske-Skate a Beh-Boy I said Seh-See Yow Leh-later beh-Boy
#fishsongs Eel Ye Neh-No Keh-Come Beh-Back again
#fishsongs Keh-Cod only Neh-Knows Weh-What i'd do Weh-Without Yow
#fishsongs Weh-Where ever i Leh-Lay my Heh-Haddock
#fishsongs Deh-They Call me the Meh-Moonlight Keh-Crabler
#fishsongs Neh-Nice and Eels y Deh-Does it
#fishsongs Feh-Three Cods int' Feh-Fountain
#fishsongs I Beh-Bream of Geh-Jeannie Wi' Leh-Light Beh-Brown Hair
#fishsongs Spratts-All Beh-Be the Deh-Day
#fishsongs By the Teh-Time I Geh-Get to Tuna it'll be Heh-Herring
#fishsongs Meh-Magic Meh-Mollusks
#fishsongs Weh-We're only Meh-Making Plaice for Neh-Nigel
#fishsongs Weh-Whale Oil Beef Hooked Weh-Whales are Meh-Mammals
#fishsongs Cher-Sharky and Geh-George
#fishsongs Heh-Help me Meh-Mako through the Neh-Night
#fishsongs Seh-Sardines Peh-Peppers Leh-Lonely Hearts Keh-Club Beh-Band
#fishsongs Anchovys away My Beh-Boys
#fishsongs Yow can't Heh-Hurry Leh-Loach
#fishsongs Yow don't Seh-Send me Feh-Flounders anymore
#fishsongs Geh-Gurnard (Geh-Gercher)
#fishsongs At the Keh-Conga Conga Cabana
#fishsongs Keh-Cockles from Keh-Cockle Sea
#fishsongs Spe-Spawn Feh-Free
#fishsongs Reh-RollMop the Beh-Barrel
#fishsongs Fer-Thanks for the Anenomes
#fishsongs Meh-Maggot Meh-Momments
#fishsongs Keh-Catch me if you Keh-Can
#fishsongs I'm in Peh-Plaices Bits n Peh-Plaices
#fishsongs Weh-WunderBream by Tadpole Tuna
#fishsongs Roach anne Yow Deh-Don't have to Peh-Put on a Reh-Red Leh-Light
#fishsongs Geh-Gladys is Meh-Making Fish Peh-pies at me
#fishsongs Keh-Catch a Feh-Falling Starfish Peh-Put it in your Peh-Pocket and Feh-Fetch a Keh-Cloth
#fishsongs One Peh-Plaice at a Teh-Time
#fishsongs Spe-Spratts the Way I Leh-Like it
#fishsongs Am I Teh-Trawling Yoooooo-------ow
#fishsongs Weh-Will Yow Answer Teh-Toooooo-------oh
#fishsongs Leh-Lobster Meh-Mash
#fishsongs The Teh-Time Whelk
#fishsongs Deh-Doing the Leh-Lambeth We-Whelk
#fishsongs A-Auntie Meh-Mary Had a Keh-Conga up the Leh-Leg of her Dre-Draws
#fishsongs Weh-When she Feh-Farted it Deh-Departed Feh-Flapping its Weh-Way out the Deh-Doors
#fishsongs Peh-Prawn Feh-free
#fishsongs Reh-Roe Roe Roe Thy Beh-Boat Geh-Gently Deh-Down Thy Stream
#fishsongs Weh-Whey------------L yow Meh-Make me Weh-Wanna Trout
#fishsongs Teh-Tits and Ass-Anchovy's
#fishsongs I've Geh-Got One Haddock in my Peh-Pocket Ah-Alanis Meh-Mollusk-ette
#fishsongs Feh-First Keh-Cuttle is the Deh-Deepest
#fishsongs Thy Heh-Haddock Bags and Thy Geh-Gladys-Rags
#fishsongs Meh-Maggot Meh-May
#fishsongs If i was a Feh- Fishman from Teh-Tidler ont' Reh-Roof
#fishsongs Meh-Move Dover Seh-Sole Deh-Darling
#fishsongs I Weh-Wish i was a Feh-Fisherman the Water Bouys
#fishsongs I'm Feh-Fishing on a Ste-Star
#fishsongs She-Shes a Peh-Prawn Teaser
#fishsongs I'm Deh-Dory so Deh-Dory
#fishsongs Geh-Go John Weh-West
#fishsongs Teh-Tanks for the Meh-Memories
#fishsongs You Meh-Make me Eel Meh-Mighty Reh-Real
#fishsongs Deh-There was a Young Weh-Woman from Eeling ( Beh-Bet its not a Seh-Song Deh-Doh)
#fishsongs Reh-Reels on Feh-Fire
#fishsongs Deh-Dabs the Weh-Way i Leh-Like it
#fishsongs Deh-Ding Dong Meh-Merrily Feh-Fish Peh-Pie
#fishsongs Can you Fill-et
@silvercabby Heh-Hash Teh-Tadgery is Feh-Fun i only weh-wish I could Cher-Charge Fer it Leh-LOL
#fishsongs Der-The Meh-Man with the Geh-Golden Keh-Crumbs
#fishsongs The Beh-Boat that i Reh-Roe
#fishsongs Feh-From Russia with Leh-Loach
#fishsongs Teh-Ten Geh-Green Beh-Bottlenose Deh-Dolphins Heh-Hanging on Thy Weh-Wall
#fishsongs Feh-Fish in Neh-Newspaper Teh-Tied up with String Deh-These are a Feh-Few of my Feh-Favorite Things
#fishsongs Jeh-Jesus Weh-Wants me for a Seh-SunFish
#fishsongs I'm a Leh-Leaving on a Jeh-JetPlaice
#fishsongs Seh-Scampi Seh-Scampi, Seh-Scampi the Beh-Bush Keh-Kangaroo
#fishsongs They Keh-Call Him Feh-Flipper
#fishsongs Fer-Througherly Meh-Modern Mussel
#fishsongs I'm a Peh-Pink SwordFish your a Beh-Blue SwordFish
#fishsongs Heh-Has anybody Seh-Said Jeh-Jaws Yet Leh-LOL
#fishsongs Hi-Ho seh-Silver Beh-Bream
#fishsongs If your I-Fish Keh-Come into the Peh-Parlour
#fishsongs Der-There a Weh-Whelk-come Hear for Ye
#fishsongs Leh-Live and Feh-Fish Peh-Pie
#fishsongs The Leh-Laughing Peh-PollockMan
#fishsongs Weh-Whale-Oil be Seh-Seeing yow in all the old Feh-Familiar Peh-Plaices
#fishsongs Peh-Pack up yow Tre-Trouts in yow old Keh-Kit Beh-Bag
#fishsongs Eels are Geh-Good Eels are Geh-Good he's Ebeneezers Geh-Good
#fishsongs Shoal by Reh-Rumour
#fishsongs Fish an Chips an Seh-Sausage Reh-Rolls
#fishsongs Then he Strikes Like Keh-Cod-Beh-Ball by Tom Johna
#fishsongs I Gotta BehBrand New Combine-Trawler you gotta Beh-Brand Neh-New Quay
#fishsongs That H.A.D.D.O.C.K. Reh-Reaches its Seh-Sell-By todayeeee_.
#fishsongs Jeh-Jeh-Jeh-Jeh-Jeh-John Dory Seh-Seems to be the Heh-Hardest Weh-Word
#fishsongs Feh-Flounders Keh-Keepers losers Weh-Weepers
#fishsongs Weh-We're all Feh-Fishing on Ow Summer 'Oliday (Feh-Fact)
#fishsongs Seh-Sitting on the Deh-Dock of the Bayliff Watching My Teh-Tenner Weh-Walk away
#fishsongs Deh-Dive another Deh-Day
#fishsongs Veh-View to a Che-Chill
#fishsongs Neh-Knock on Head
#fishsongs Neh-Nip to me Do-Da's Neh-Nip to me A'ss Keh-Catching Crabs What a Weh-Wonderful Deh-Day
#fishsongs Beh-Bowing Owt Now Twe-Tweepers Yow had Meh-Moneys Worth
Albert Arkwright Esq. Purveyor of Fare-Fare-Fresh Produce for the Dare-Dare-Descerning Customer Since 1958, Balby, Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Gare-Gare-Granville Fetch a Ker-Ker-Cloth.
Tuesday 5 July 2011
Wednesday 29 June 2011
Marksman Sam
Written by Marriott Edgar | |
When Sam Small joined the regiment, 'E were no' but a raw recruit, And they marched 'im away one wint'ry day, 'Is musket course to shoot. They woke 'im up at the crack o' dawn, Wi' many a nudge and shake, 'E were dreaming that t' Sergeant 'ad broke 'is neck, And 'e didn't want to wake. Lieutenant Bird came on parade, And chided the lads for mooning, 'E talked in a voice like a pound o' plums, 'Is tonsils needed pruning. "Move to the right by fours," he said, Crisp like but most severe, But Sam didn't know 'is right from 'is left, So pretended 'e didn't 'ear. Said Lieutenant, "Sergeant, take this man's name." The Sergeant took out 'is pencil, 'E were getting ashamed o' taking Sam's name, And were thinking o' cutting a stencil. Sam carried a musket, a knapsack and coat, Spare boots that 'e'd managed to wangle, A 'atchet, a spade... in fact, as Sam said, 'E'd got everything bar t'kitchen mangle. "March easy men," Lieutenant cried, As the musket range grew near, "March easy me blushing Aunt Fanny," said Sam, "What a chance with all this 'ere." When they told 'im to fire at five 'undred yards, Sam nearly 'ad a fit, For a six foot wall, or the Albert 'All, Were all 'e were likely to 'it. 'E'd fitted a cork in 'is musket end, To keep 'is powder dry, And 'e didn't remember to take it out, The first time 'e let fly. 'Is gun went off with a kind o' pop, Where 'is bullet went no-one knew, But next day they spoke of a tinker's moke, Being killed by a cork... in Crewe. At three 'undred yards, Sam shut 'is eyes, And took a careful aim, 'E failed to score but the marker swore, And walked away quite lame. At two 'undred yards, Sam fired so wild, That the Sergeant feared for 'is skin, And the lads all cleared int' t' neighbouring field, And started to dig 'emselves in. "Ooh, Sergeant! I hear a scraping noise," Said Sam, "What can it be?" The noise that 'e 'eard were lieutenant Bird, 'Oo were climbing the nearest tree. "Ooh, Sergeant!" said Sam, "I've 'it the bull! What price my shooting now?" Said the Sergeant, "A bull? Yer gormless fool, Yon isn't a bull... it's a cow!" At fifty yards 'is musket kicked, And went off with a noise like a blizzard, And down came a crow looking fair surprised, With a ram-rod through 'is gizzard. As 'e loaded 'is musket to fire agen, Said the Sergeant, "Don't waste shot! Yer'd best fix bayonets and charge, my lad, It's the only chance yer've got. Sam kept loading 'is gun while the Sergeant spoke, Till the bullets peeped out of the muzzle, When all of a sudden it went off bang! What made it go were a puzzle. The bullets flew out in a kind of a spray, And everything round got peppered, When they counted 'is score... 'e'd got eight bulls eyes, Four magpies, two lambs and a shepherd. And the Sergeant for this got a D.C.M. And the Colonel an O.B.E. Lieutenant Bird got the D.S.O. And Sam got... five days C.B. |
Sunday 19 June 2011
The Prices of Ther-Things Today
@Arkwright4 visit our corner shop...especially the lair..ladies or I could deliver at sh..sh...shar...short notice!
@Arkwright4 are we still selling them cakes the ones with the dead flies on.... They look like cu..cu..care ...currants!
@granville8 Aye Leh-Leh-Ladi we'ore jeh-just ceh-call em Feh-Feh-Feh French Fancies
@granville8 What have i told you about Che-Che-Chucking Away Peh-Peh-Perfectly good Seh-Soiled packets
@Arkwright4 no uncle I have Ner..not thrown them away......just stored them care...care..carefully near the bins in t'yard. .....
@granville8 Wer-Wer-Well I suppose it could be anyone of a Teh-Troop of Hungarian Soh-Soh- Soldiers Just Peh-Peh-Peh-Passing Through.
@Granville8 Ger-Granville Seh-Seh-Shes a Meh-Married Woman and Teh-Too Indeh-Deh-Deh-Decisive for You! youtube.com/watch?v=vGTCdK…
Arkwright4 Aye you're probably right...still one day eh? Ok ok .....ahl sweep up !
@Arkwright4 if we don't sell this pedal bin soon we will have to empty it....
@Arkwright4 I'm fer fer fer following you ;)) xxxArkwright4 Aye you're probably right...still one day eh? Ok ok .....ahl sweep up !
@Arkwright4 if we don't sell this pedal bin soon we will have to empty it....
@Arkwright4 thh thh thh thank you fer fer fer the follow back swh swh sweetheart :)) xxx
@zuzuspetals6 O-Oh Beh-Beh-Blushing Now! :0)
@Arkwright4 Nurse Gladys Emmanuel isn't around is she? Shh shh she will have your ghur ghur guts for garters! ;) x
@zuzuspetals6 Cher-Cher-Shes Running an Iron over me Tre-Tre-Trousers not at all Weh-What i Heh-Had in Mind when i Air-Air-Asked her To
@Granville8 Geh-Granville Polish those Seh-Suprise Dinner Tins on that She-shelf the ones without the Leh-Labels
@Arkwright4 they're not a sur..sur..surprise to most folk not if they're expecting ber..ber..broken ber..ber..biscuits!
jam188thecabbie
@Arkwright4 ker..ker..crumbs... Wer..wer ..well they wer..will be by ner.. Now!jam188thecabbie
@jam188thecabbie @Arkwright4 oi oi
@davidjewood @jam188thecabbie oi oi oil Cooking or Engine? we have the Leh-Leh-Lot at Ar-Ar-Arkwrights Empor-por-por-porium
@Granville8 @bessiebollocks Weh-Wife Swapping Should not be Meh-Mentioned in the Veh-Viccinity of Ner-Nurse Gladys Air-Air-Emmanuel
@Arkwright4 @davidjewood if you think I am ker..carting all that oi oi oil down to the west country bi..bi..bike fer..fer..think on!!@Arkwright4 @bessiebollocks Ahm expected to bike all that way to her place when ah get there she moved.....!! #wifeswap
@Granville8 @davidjewood Weh-well I don't Ner-Know where the Ger-Gentleman lives But You've got to Earn that Three pound Weh-Week Weh-Wage
@Arkwright4 @davidjewood my uncle is der..der..definitely a skinflint! #mermermindthespringonthattilldrawer
@Granville8 @davidjewood I'm Only Teh-Teh-Tight in the Tre-Tre-Trouser Department
@Arkwright4 @davidjewood You know that's news to me.... I never knew we had a ter..ter..trouser
department!
YamYam_Bond007
@Arkwright4 Can yow sell me four candles?department!
YamYam_Bond007
@YamYam_Bond007 Peh-Pink One or Teh-T'other from Heh-Here arkwright2010.blogspot.com/2011/06/prices… Seh-Sorry candles Seh-Slightly Used Leh-LOL
Weh-Weh-Welcome Peh-Peh @possumpot We Have a Range of Neh-Neh-Knitting Wool Peh-Peh-Perhaps you could Knit Ger-Granville a New Teh-Tank top
@Arkwright4 maybe I will:) @possumpot Ger-Great i'll Leh-Let Him Know Hes Heh-Had t'other one Since He was Teh-Ten
possumpot
@Arkwright4 bout time for a new one then ;)
@Arkwright4 @possumpot ahl ave you know all the ler.. ladies think my tank top ser. .suits me even though its a little on the small side..
LynniHum
@Arkwright4 haha!
mikegymnastbone
@Arkwright4 Welcome
@Arkwright4 thankyou
@Arkwright4 Hello to you too,lol
@Arkwright4 uncle are you sipping the funny stuff again. .....
@Arkwright4 you'd beh. .better keh. .keep your weh. .wits about you sipping the funn
oooooH I Keh-Keh-Couldn't Employ any of them Seh-Soft Southerners in my She-Shop I'd Geh-Go Beh-Beh-Bankrupt Air-Air #Apprenticey stuff is addling your beh..beh..brains!
@Arkwright4 my pob is sa..ss..safe then!!
SpadesJoe
TY 4 the follow @adoncaparas @Arkwright4 @0PassiveIncome @JimBobbers @Evelinars58 @wpgirlie @RealityFilms ~ Appreciation
SpadesJoe
TY 4 the follow @adoncaparas @Arkwright4 @0PassiveIncome @JimBobbers @Evelinars58 @wpgirlie @RealityFilms ~ Appreciation
Weh-Welcome Spe-Spe @SpadesJoe Are you Leh-Local or South of Deh-Donny Veh-Visit our Shop in Balby Weh-When you got a Mo arkwright2010.blogspot.com/2011/06/prices…
Weh-Welcome Yeh- @yamyambastard for you Neh-Next Gourmet Air-Air-Extravagansa Might i Seh-Suggest our Seh-Surprise Cans arkwright2010.blogspot.com/2011/06/prices…
yamyambastard
@Arkwright4 yow shure con me mon
yamyambastard
@Arkwright4 yow shure con me mon
@yamyambastard I am as Reh-Real as Leh-Leh-Leh @lordgodalmighty but hes Neh-Not a Meh-Member of Deh-Donny Shopkeepers Ass-Ass-Association
@Arkwright4 this was me as a toddler before I started earning big money at your corner shop.... http://yfrog.com/kjfhltj
@Granville8 Eh-Heh Thats when yer Mam Neh-Knitted that Teh-Tank top yfrog.com/kjfhltj Feh-Feh-Fetch a Neh-Nappy
@Arkwright4 ah wish I knew who my real peh..peh..parents were did you know me mam?
Granville8 your Peh-Probably like yeh-yeh- yamyam three Meh-Messages up, Now Get Peh-Polishing those Apples
#shittingyourselfFilms Open All Bowles the Meh-Meh Movie
@Arkwright4 #shittingyourselfmovies little corner shop of horrors hehe!
@Arkwright4 ah wish I knew who my real peh..peh..parents were did you know me mam?
Granville8 your Peh-Probably like yeh-yeh- yamyam three Meh-Messages up, Now Get Peh-Polishing those Apples
#shittingyourselfFilms Open All Bowles the Meh-Meh Movie
@Arkwright4 #shittingyourselfmovies little corner shop of horrors hehe!
welcome new follow> @Arkwright4
Weh-Weh-Welcome Feh-Feh @FartingDuck I Leh-Like your Feh-Farting Slippers do they Meh-Make that sound when you Weh-Walk in them
Weh-Weh-Welcome Feh-Feh @FartingDuck I Leh-Like your Feh-Farting Slippers do they Meh-Make that sound when you Weh-Walk in them
@Arkwright4 Haven't found a manufacturer who can get the sound right, hopefully soon though.
@FartingDuck Geh-Granville could make you a Reh-Recording after he finishes one of my Leh-Large bars of Whole Neh-Nut he
@Arkwright4 Dddddid you have a good day in the shop today??
@longshanks1965 Meh-Meh-Mainly Window Shoppers But Weh-When we got them in That Seh-Silly Geh-Granville tried to Seh-Sell them the Windows
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@1958landcruiser OooH I Deh-Don't Know about this #F-F-F-FF ing hope i Deh-Don't make a Peh-Peh-Pigs Ear of Feh-Things
SpadesJoe
Thanks 4 mentions @JavaJoeMyspace @MacintoshRivie @MogulMediaStaff @FartingDuck @Jose3miguelleal @vofec @Arkwright4 @KarlosZapata
SpadesJoe
Thanks 4 mentions @JavaJoeMyspace @MacintoshRivie @MogulMediaStaff @FartingDuck @Jose3miguelleal @vofec @Arkwright4 @KarlosZapata
@vofec Ore Leh-Lad Have You Neh-Not Seen Meh-My TV Show Visit Meh-My Blog And Weh-Watch an Episode Arkwright2010.blogspot.com
@davidjewood #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop. Yes Deh-David We Heh-Have Kenyan, Brazilian, Indian or Bradford
@Arkwright4 Ta for the ffffffffff1965
@longshanks1965 EEh! Heh-Having to explain to an Eh-Eh-Indonesian about Meh-My Corner Shop Seh-Seems like Feh-Flogging a Deh-Dead Horse
Weh-Welcome Seh- @sophiegrant1980 We don't see many Cher-Short Skirts and Heh-High Heels around these Peh-Parts as they do in Air-Air-Essex
@Arkwright4 we are not all like that or are we orange oompa loompa's lol x
@sophiegrant1980 Heh-Here the Leh-Lasses Like to where thick Woolens Covering up there Uh-Uh-UnTouchables so I Gather from exploring Gladys
@Arkwright4 hahaahahaha
@mikegymnastbone Seh-Someone in the Feh-Far East Just asked me Weh-What was all this #F-F-F-F #FF Leh-LOL
@zuzuspetals6 #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
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@Arkwright4 th ther th thankyou... der de der darling :)))) xxx
@rowzed #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
@zuzuspetals6 #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
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@Arkwright4 th ther th thankyou... der de der darling :)))) xxx
@rowzed #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
rowzed
"@Arkwright4: @rowzed #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop". < Th th thanks heheh
@rowzed Eh Up Leh-Lad can i Reh-Releave you of the Beh-Burden of Such a Heh-Heavy Wallet?
"@Arkwright4: @rowzed #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop". < Th th thanks heheh
@rowzed Eh Up Leh-Lad can i Reh-Releave you of the Beh-Burden of Such a Heh-Heavy Wallet?
Weh-Weh-Welcome Jeh-Jeh @JavaJoeMyspace Feh-From the t'other side of the Peh-Peh-Pond I Geh-Gather a bit to far to Peh-Pop to me Cher-Shop
JavaJoeMyspace
#FollowFriday @Arkwright4 <F4F?
Weh-Weh-Welcome Ass- @ashleighedwardc as a Weh-Wine Buff you Meh-Might like our Spe-Special offer Vintage Beh-Beaujolais nouveau from Japan
ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 never tried a jap one,maybe granville has , can you ask him please ?
Geh-Geh- @granville8 Have you tried this Jeh-Japanese Beh-Bojolais and I Heh-Hope you Peh-Paid if you Did? @ashleighedwardc
JavaJoeMyspace
#FollowFriday @Arkwright4 <F4F?
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@Arkwright4 never tried a jap one,maybe granville has , can you ask him please ?
Geh-Geh- @granville8 Have you tried this Jeh-Japanese Beh-Bojolais and I Heh-Hope you Peh-Paid if you Did? @ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 getting peh..peh..peh..persistently merry is feh..favourite peh..peh..peh..........pastime! Hic! @ashleighedwardc
@possumpot #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
possumpot
@Arkwright4 ta much!
ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 watch out for the notorious cash drawer
Weh-Weh-Welcome Fu-Fu- @Fuxache Oop Neh-North we have a Seh-Saying its Oop Neh-North Usually Peh-Preceded by Feh-From I see your Meh-Middle
possumpot
@Arkwright4 ta much!
ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 watch out for the notorious cash drawer
@granville8 Deh-Did Ya Hear the Keh-Customer Keep Yeh-Your Fingers out of My Till Unless Yeh-Your Thinking of Peh-Paying @ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 @ashleighedwardc I heh...he..heard you my tank top was ca..ca..caught in the till drawer....spilt me wine now dammit!.....
@Arkwright4 @ashleighedwardc I heh...he..heard you my tank top was ca..ca..caught in the till drawer....spilt me wine now dammit!.....
Weh-Welcome Keh- @Cath_Mayoevans As a Busy Meh-Mum you might Leh-Like to Peh-Partake of our Special Seh-Suprise Dinners arkwright2010.blogspot.com/2011/06/prices…
Cath_Mayoevans
@Arkwright4 thankyou lovely, cheers for the follow :)
Weh-Weh-Welcome Keh-Keh @captsingh All the Neh-Nice girls Like a Seh-Sailor I like Them wi Heh-Heavy Wallets Spe-Spending on Shore Leh-Leave
Cath_Mayoevans
@Arkwright4 thankyou lovely, cheers for the follow :)
Weh-Weh-Welcome Keh-Keh @captsingh All the Neh-Nice girls Like a Seh-Sailor I like Them wi Heh-Heavy Wallets Spe-Spending on Shore Leh-Leave
captsingh
@Arkwright4 :))
Weh-Welcome Peh-Peh @Parlez_me_nTory I'm Not one For Peh-Political Deh-Discussions Unless its Veh- V.A.T. Veh-Valuable Assets Triffled with
@Arkwright4 :))
Weh-Welcome Peh-Peh @Parlez_me_nTory I'm Not one For Peh-Political Deh-Discussions Unless its Veh- V.A.T. Veh-Valuable Assets Triffled with
Parlez_me_nTory
@Arkwright4 What a wonderful find you seem to be
@dover_nige #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
dover_nige
@Arkwright4 Ch-Ch-Ch-cheers Ark-ark-dude...!!!! :0)
@Pinfoldcottage #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
@Arkwright4 What a wonderful find you seem to be
dover_nige
@Arkwright4 Ch-Ch-Ch-cheers Ark-ark-dude...!!!! :0)
@Pinfoldcottage #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
@Arkwright4 Haha ! You're gonna be fun x
@Fuxache Aye My Geh-Gladys Says That Weh-When i'm Standing in me Keh-Combinations While she Irons me Tre-Trousers
Weh-Weh-Welcome Leh-Leh @LeeHillerLondon An enegetic Teh-Talented lady Deh-Does Your Heh-Husband Reh-Rick Draw any Co-Co-Conclusions Le-LOL
LeeHillerLondon
@Arkwright4 my beloved @RickLondon Draws many Co-Co-Conclusions... good thing you are Open All Hours LOL
Weh-Weh-Welcome Leh-Leh @LeeHillerLondon An enegetic Teh-Talented lady Deh-Does Your Heh-Husband Reh-Rick Draw any Co-Co-Conclusions Le-LOL
LeeHillerLondon
@Arkwright4 my beloved @RickLondon Draws many Co-Co-Conclusions... good thing you are Open All Hours LOL
@LeeHillerLondon @RickLondon aye allways Heh-Here with Teh-Tea Bags and Seh-Seh-Sympathy and @granville8
#FollowFriday @jessicajelvin @clarewolfenden @steve_townley @arkwright4 @bearbrewing @kateab @rainingcatz @jameswilson1970 (via @ffhelper)
Fer-Thanks @jam188thecabbie Fer your #F_F_F_F Oh Deh-DEAR #FF
Weh-Weh-Welcome Jeh-Jeh @JamesWilson1970 Interesting Ble-Blog on Ah-Ah-Africa in a Feh-Former Life my Meh- Mother came from the Keh-Kenya
Weh-Weh-Welcome Jeh-Jeh @JamesWilson1970 Interesting Ble-Blog on Ah-Ah-Africa in a Feh-Former Life my Meh- Mother came from the Keh-Kenya
@JamesWilson1970 Weh-What Ste-Ste-Ste-Stutter Leh-LOL
Weh-Weh-Welcome Meh-Meh-Meh @mrboddle I Heh-Have a Deh-Des O'Connor Reh-Record thats soo old the Heh-Hole has Heh-Healed up Leh-LOL
mrboddle
@Arkwright4 I thought Granville had a collection in the back room
@Arkwright4 was jer. .just delivering.sum grocery an Ner Ner noticed am being fer..fer. .followed by strangers! !!
I'm being followed by @Arkwright4 ~ Brilliant!
Gre-Gre-Greetings Ga-Ga @gabbynoonyraffy not Leh-Lady Ga-Ga Weh-Where Do you Heh-Hail From?
@Arkwright4 from the Colonies! now in the land of Poles.
@gabbynoonyraffy Oh Aye a Am-Am-American in Poland Beh-Beat that Geh-Gene Kelly Can ya Deh-Dance with Deh-Dustbin Lids ont Feh-Feet LOL
@Arkwright4 seriously looking forward to my weh weh welcome :-)
Weh-Welcome Ah @angelahp Lovely Southern Leh-Lass But Her Heh-Heart is in the Neh-North My Father Weh-Was a Flautist but they Got him Fer it
Weh-Welcome Ah @angelahp Lovely Southern Leh-Lass But Her Heh-Heart is in the Neh-North My Father Weh-Was a Flautist but they Got him Fer it
@Arkwright4 thank you :-)
Weh-Welcome Bre @Brays_Cottage They Teh-Tell me Your Peh-Pies Rival Saxbys Neh Even Meh-Melton Meh-Mulberry Do you do other Peh-Pies aswell
@Arkwright4 Hello Mr A - they don't lie you know - ours are rather fine, and not like other pies. At the mo just pork pies & Crackle.
@Brays_Cottage Oooh is that Cre-Crackling as in Peh-Pork i'm on me way in July i'll come and Peh-Partake and Say Heh-Hello Brundall 14 days
@Arkwright4 Marvellous. :)
@Arkwright4 thanks for the ff f ollower Grr Granville lol
Weh-Weh-Welcome Heh-Heh @howardgalley Neh-Northern Cher-Chap Not the Leh-Laird of Beh-Ballantrae but Yowl Leh-Look
possumpot
#ff @Arkwright4 and @Granville8 the real der-der-deal :)
Weh-Weh-Welcome Si-Si- @silvercabby They Teh-Tell me you Heh-Have the Neh-Knowledge How much is it from Balby, Donny, to London?
silvercabby
@Arkwright4 If I had a scobby where it was I might be able to help you :)
YorkieGav
@Arkwright4 t t t t ta ver ver very much #ff
Gre-Gre-Greetings Yo-Yo @YorkieGav Much Feh-Favoured Amongest Neh-Northern Community #EhupFriday Beh-Back
possumpot
#ff @Arkwright4 and @Granville8 the real der-der-deal :)
silvercabby
@Arkwright4 If I had a scobby where it was I might be able to help you :)
YorkieGav
@Arkwright4 t t t t ta ver ver very much #ff
#ff @lingst4r, @Arkwright4, @Deb_acles, @JosephBerwick, @1958landcruiser, @thelawns, @firefox, @falisha
Weh-Weh-Welcome Reh- @reddwarf35 I Seh-Support Am-Am-Amnesty Thingy Meh-Me self but Not Feh-Financially of Course No Whale Oil for Lamps now
@Arkwright4 Ner Ner not sa..sure ah want people to sa..sa..see me having intercourse uncle! !!
@reddwarf35 @arkwright4 @deb_acles @josephberwick @1958landcruiser @thelawns @firefox @falisha Thanks Neil :) #ff
@Arkwright4 Thanks. Have a good 'un !!
@Arkwright4 th th th thank y y you.
RT @Arkwright4: Gre-Gre-Greetings Yo-Yo @YorkieGav Much Feh-Favoured Amongest Neh-Northern Community #EhupFriday Beh-Back >> hell yeah!
Pinfoldcottage
@Arkwright4 @yorkiegav another great Yorkshireman!!!
Pinfoldcottage
@Arkwright4 @yorkiegav another great Yorkshireman!!!
@Pinfoldcottage @yorkiegav Aw Weh-What an accolade Geh-Great YorkShiremen I feel like Sir Geoffrey Beh-Boycott without the Reh-Runs
Weh-Welcome Jeh @john_yates From Buxton Lovely Spe-Spar Toon in Deh-Derbyshire I stock your Water Mine Teh-Tastes like Peh-Pussy in t' Well
john_yates
@Arkwright4 thank you Sir :o)) very lovely Buxton and glad you stock the water :o)
@john_yates Oooh Ste-Stocking Makes me Think Neh-Nearly time to Spy on Neh-Nurse Gladys She will undress infront of window Beh-Bless Her
john_yatesWeh-Welcome Jeh @john_yates From Buxton Lovely Spe-Spar Toon in Deh-Derbyshire I stock your Water Mine Teh-Tastes like Peh-Pussy in t' Well
john_yates
@Arkwright4 thank you Sir :o)) very lovely Buxton and glad you stock the water :o)
@john_yates Oooh Ste-Stocking Makes me Think Neh-Nearly time to Spy on Neh-Nurse Gladys She will undress infront of window Beh-Bless Her
@Arkwright4 haha oh yess :o)) totally bless her :o)
Weh-Weh-Welcome Deh- @TheAxeFalls I Leh-Like #Hashing aswell Corn Beh-Beef Tattys and Onions Kent the Garden of England, Donny the Back Yard
@Arkwright4 Thanks for that warm welcome! I trust Granville is well?
Weh-Welcome Seh @saddlerboy Walsall Seh-Supporter and Beh-Barmy army Cricket Feh-Fan Vladivar Veh-Vodka from Weh-Warrington is Stocked Ear
@Arkwright4 good work fella
@Arkwright4 can't promise that ah wunt dig jn to the peh peh peanuts before ah gerrem delivered tee hee
Weh-Weh-Welcome Li-Li- @lingst4r Lovely Oriental Leh-Lass or is it a bad Feh-Photo You'd be a Lovely Teh-Takeaway for Geh- @granville8
@lingst4r @Arkwright4 ahl mek sure the stuff I deliver is feh. Feh..Feh..fresh for you le..lassie lol
@Granville8 @arkwright4 Haha ok then :D
Weh-Welcome Feh-Feh @Farmerdick33 Knowing Beh-Barnsley answer Peh-Playboy The only Peh-Playboy in toon is called Peh-Parkingson Tourism Cull
@Arkwright4 That sher..sher..sher should be tarn. Anyway da der der Dicky Bird is a peh peh playboy as well...as nurse Gladys Emmanuel.
@Arkwright4 my beh...beh..bells gone rusty whe. .when can ah have a new be..be..bike??
@lingst4r @arkwright4 uncle ah think ahm in love. .....*sigh*
@Arkwright4 @MrsLofty ah Dont talk be..be..bollocks ah talk be be bikes.!!!
Nite Nite Northern Tweeps Geh- @granville8 Leh-Lock-up
@Arkwright4 yeh.yeh.you know ahm supposed to be on a Der Der Der date now ahm ler..late tuh!
Weh-Weh-Welcome Th-Th @ThitiaOfficial are you an Irish Leh-Lass or an Import Veh-Very nice Import i must Seh-Say if only to Meh-My Follows
Th-Th-Thank U!! :)) @Arkwright4 XOXO
@Arkwright4 Th-The-Thank you! Ve-Ves-Viseted your Leh-Local Shop! Bea-beau-Beautiful! And Th-The-Thanks for #FF
@SpadesJoe Well we do Peh-Pride Ourselves on being Neh-Neat n Teh-Tidy Even if I Heh-Have to Chase Geh- @granville8 to achieve this Feh-Feat
@Arkwright4 @granville8 send the lad round, mind he doesn't forget the beet. I'll have something nice waiting fer him
@clarewolfenden Geh- @granville8 Get Beh-Bike out yow Geh-Got a Delivery don't Feh-Feh-Forget Beet you Lazy Boy
Weh-Weh-Welcome Reh-Reh @ReservoirPup OoooH I could Seh-Sell yow some Feh-Flit for that Beh-Bugger on your eye Meh-Makes me want to Optrex
ReservoirPup
@Arkwright4 Took me ages to train the mozzie for that shot. Glad you like it!
@ReservoirPup Oooh its Mem-mesmorising Keep Heh-Hoping you Beh-Blink and Squash the Beh-Bugger Oooh I'm Seh-Starting to itch again
ReservoirPup
@Arkwright4 Took me ages to train the mozzie for that shot. Glad you like it!
@Arkwright4 @hairidols my lady customers just love running their fer..fer..fer..fingers through my barnet #rhymingserserslang
@Granville8 @hairidols Room for A Geh-Gypsy encampment enhall you Sce-Sce-Scruff
@bond1965 Ooooh Geh-Gladys is Just as Beh-Buxsom as usual I've taken to Reh-Running lately Her Ste-Stockings get Keh-Caught on me Weh-Watch
@Arkwright4 ahm ser ser sayin nowt ah would ler ler like a little mer mer more respect around here for t'work I do.. #talkingshop
Weh-Weh-Welcome By-By @Byngo7 Eeee I Leh-Like your Neh-Name Buy n Go thats Meh-Music to my ears Leh-Like the Shop Beh-Bell
Byngo7
@Arkwright4 you need a proper shop like Mrs B's in Gornal village. Ha. Granville can run the old un.
Byngo7
@Arkwright4 you need a proper shop like Mrs B's in Gornal village. Ha. Granville can run the old un.
@Byngo7 Oooh is Mrs Beh-B's on Leh-Line i'll ge er a Leh-Look so long as shes Neh-Not one of these Heh-Happy Shoppers I'm More Humpy Shopper
@Byngo7 Aye sin it Neh-Now Leh-Louise Steet, Lower Geh-Gornal Duddy its got a Reh-Restaurant en all Geh- @granville8 would eat Neh-Non Stop
Weh-Welcome B- @bsibley72 Beh-Busy Mum Come Beh-Browse our Cher-Shop Special offer this Weh-Week Surprise Cans Dog Food or HomePride Mince?
bsibley72
@Arkwright4 thankyou lol! You & @Granville8 recommended by @jam188thecabbie :)
@bsibley72 @Granville8 @jam188thecabbie Oooh he's that Neh-Norwich Beh-Black Cabbie Leh-Lovely Chap I suppose in his Weh-Work it Peh-Pays 2B
Weh-Weh-Welcome Keh- @KarenRoyle My Peh-PA is Geh- @granville8 I Peh-Personally Assist Gladys Out of Heh-Her Clothes Weh-When she lets Me
KarenRoyle
Everyone follow @arkwright4 @granville8 xx
Weh-Weh-Welcome Ste @Starjax From Leh-Leafy Surry Leh-Lover of Candy Feh-Floss and Looks like Dover in the Beh-Backgound of yow Beh-Blog Pic
Starjax
@Arkwright4 I thank you! It's actually Ber ber ber ber ber-ber-ber Bognor. x
@Starjax OoooH Beh-Bognor Feh-Funny Name for a Lovely Place Named after Feh-Famous Baggies Player Cyril Regis Leh-LOL
@Lord_Sugar Heh-Hello Fellow E-E-Entrepreneur Will yow Accept @granville8 as an Ap-Ap-Apprentice He works Che-Cheap £3 per Weh-Week will Do
@Arkwright4 @Lord_Sugar Ahl only do it if he buys me a Ner..new be..be..ber bike!
@Arkwright4 @granville8 Bo-Both of you a-aa-are a gr-gre-great team! Oh that's hard to write in stutter:)
@Byngo7 Aye sin it Neh-Now Leh-Louise Steet, Lower Geh-Gornal Duddy its got a Reh-Restaurant en all Geh- @granville8 would eat Neh-Non Stop
bsibley72
@Arkwright4 thankyou lol! You & @Granville8 recommended by @jam188thecabbie :)
@bsibley72 @Granville8 @jam188thecabbie Oooh he's that Neh-Norwich Beh-Black Cabbie Leh-Lovely Chap I suppose in his Weh-Work it Peh-Pays 2B
@Arkwright4 @byngo7 eeh! Ahm all hungry like now... #auntnellythinksgregorypecksbincut #rhymingserserslang
KarenRoyle
Everyone follow @arkwright4 @granville8 xx
@Arkwright4 ahm allus polishing me mostly per..per..polishing off me grub!! #greedyboy
Starjax
@Arkwright4 I thank you! It's actually Ber ber ber ber ber-ber-ber Bognor. x
@Starjax OoooH Beh-Bognor Feh-Funny Name for a Lovely Place Named after Feh-Famous Baggies Player Cyril Regis Leh-LOL
@Lord_Sugar Heh-Hello Fellow E-E-Entrepreneur Will yow Accept @granville8 as an Ap-Ap-Apprentice He works Che-Cheap £3 per Weh-Week will Do
@Arkwright4 @Lord_Sugar Ahl only do it if he buys me a Ner..new be..be..ber bike!
@Arkwright4 @granville8 Bo-Both of you a-aa-are a gr-gre-great team! Oh that's hard to write in stutter:)
@Arkwright4 dreaming of owning me own sher. .sher..shop mebbe. #Onedaywewillbemillionaires
Weh-Welcome Eh- @e_winterbottom Oooh its Teh-Too Hot to have a Neh-Name Like Elvis Weh-Winterbottom today Que-Quite a Northern Neh-Name doh
Weh-Welcome Eh- @e_winterbottom Oooh its Teh-Too Hot to have a Neh-Name Like Elvis Weh-Winterbottom today Que-Quite a Northern Neh-Name doh
@Arkwright4 HI! Thanks for being friends. Take a look at my webseries that I write and star in; www.youtube.com/user/thedickandjaneshow
Weh-Well Had a Leh-Lovely Afternoon in Peh-Park Listening to Beh-Brass Band hunreds of Old Keh-Codgers n chairs It wer like Geriatric Glasto
Took Some Jeh-Jubblys T' Peh-Park and Handed Them out teh Kiddies Feh-Freezer wer on Beh-Blink half Peh-Price for Oldies All Heh-Heart Me
Weh-Welcome OcK-Ock @ockerdmon Deh-Dithering one & Beh-Black Country Leh-Lad yow Spe-Speak Leh-Lingo wi Coal Deh-Dust in thy Veh-Veins
@Arkwright4 Owd on Mr Arkwright I spakes better an Mrs Jardine
@ockerdmon Heh-Who's Mrs Jardine Weh-When shes at Home?
SpadesJoe
@Arkwright4 @granville8 Day dreaming is fine! Takes you right back into childhood. Was a really good time - for me!
Was it Leh-Like Skippy @SpadesJoe and the Reh-Ranger Dad, "Weh-Whats that Skip Theres a Keh-Car Down a Reh-Ravine" All 'armless Teh-Tosh
Weh-Welcome Ji- @Jigsaw001 From Weh-Wirral are you the Meh-Missing Piece of the 6000 Peh-Piece One I Just completed been Leh-looking for youSpadesJoe
@Arkwright4 @granville8 Day dreaming is fine! Takes you right back into childhood. Was a really good time - for me!
Was it Leh-Like Skippy @SpadesJoe and the Reh-Ranger Dad, "Weh-Whats that Skip Theres a Keh-Car Down a Reh-Ravine" All 'armless Teh-Tosh
@Arkwright4 Looking for the best holiday ever? Want your own personal Cruise Guide? captainriley.com
No Leh-Lad @Jigsaw001 yow Geh-Got to Visit the Shop and I talk yow into Beh-Buying something yow Deh-Dont Need, T'Other way Ah-Ah-Around
Ahm askin @Arkwright4 fer a peh..peh..pay rise ahv med oop me mind! #futuremillionaire #onlyfools #wotaplonker
@ashleighedwardc ahv a ser..ser..soft spot for ner...ner..nurse Gladys Emmanuel ....@arkwright4 has a hard spot in the ser..ser..same spot!!
@ashleighedwardc Weh-Well she keeps me Deh-Ducking and Diving her Reh-Right handers and Neh-Nuzzles @granville8 to her luv Peh-Pillows Grrr
@Granville8 Just Like to Peh-Point out Neh-Next year you Weh-Wont' be a Meh-Millionare
Weh-Welcome Beh- @Big_Willos Your a Beh-Big Lad Geh- granville8 Tried BodyBuilding once its Weh-Wonderful what you can make out of Leh-Lego
Big_Willos
@Arkwright4 he he good one i prefer sticklebricks lol
@Arkwright4
Haha.. it will be my pleasure ;)Juckylim
Weh-Welcome @WazzasWig I had a Hairy Piece once She Wer Shirley Crabtree I dumped Er Seh-Sharpish When she played Fer Beh-Bradford Northern
WazzasWig
@Arkwright4 Hi, me & the lads thank you for your welcome! Do you sell Blue Nun in your store? The Prestbury estate has a drought! x
@WazzasWig We Haven't Had a Blue Nun since Winter of '63 Nuns go round in twos Tha Knows one Nun watches the other Nun don't Geh-Get None
@Arkwright4 @WazzasWig I thought they travelled in 3s, ain't had nun, don't want nun, can't get nun!
Weh-Weh-Welcome Keh-Keh @KEV_G_FIELD You Seh-Seem to be a Jeh-Jack of all trades I'm a Geh-Great Cooker of Books Leh-LOL
Weh-Weh-Welcome El-El @EliteSportCoach I see you visit the Neh-Nurse Just like me Only Mines more Feh-Fun OOps i Dribbled on me Peh-Paper
Very Weh-Welcome Neh-Norman @nstanfletch73 My Jeh-JailBird Bruv difference between us is you got caught, the only Bird i'm doing is Gladysnstanfletch73
@Arkwright4 Make sure you keep that snout under the counter like we agreed.
@nstanfletch73 Where the Congenial Heh-Harry Grout Can't find it Aye? #Fingertapsnose Peh-Personal stash is safe and Feh-Favorably Priced
Letty_Lulu
@Arkwright4 My hero! xo
KEV_G_FIELD
@Arkwright4 I'm a jack of all trades master of Nun!!!!
@KEV_G_FIELD Oooh the Beh-Blue Nun Would take a Deh-Dim view of that But i Deh-Dare say the Beh-Brown Nun would Love it
laserblue
@Arkwright4 haha great tweets.
@laserblue Weh-Welcome any time at Cher-Shop
Weh-Welcome Keh- @cumbria_crack we Deh-Don't Stock Teh-Tena Lady We'd be Hard Pressed to see a Teh-Tenner anywhere Locally so Sweat on Luv
cumbria_crack
@Arkwright4 nooo then arz can cee that theee's bowd ta be a lil cheeky bugger eh
Weh-Welcome Le @Lesism E Your Blog Photo Looks Like Trough of Bowland not very accessable to public Like Neh-Nurse Gladys Nether Reh-Regions
Lesism
@Arkwright4 Ha :-)
Weh-Weh-Welcome Ni @Nikunj_Vakil another Keh-Customer from Land of Curry I told Geh- @Granville8 we should have got those Veh-Vesta Massalas
Nikunj_Vakil
@Arkwright4 @Granville8 tell me if any spices needed? frm the port of Bombay to the Granville store..
@Nikunj_Vakil Oooh they do luv a Keh-Curry in Donny I'll have to ask the Leh-Local Take away 'The Turbanater' if they Neh-Need any
Weh-Welcome Ka- @KarlRidings Lady G-G-Ga Ga Seems to be Teh-Taken the Peh-Pee out of by her outfit Deh-Designer a Nurses outfit would Deh-Do
KarlRidings
@Arkwright4 love this!!! But can't RT :((
@KarlRidings You can Visit Cher-Shop and comment all Cher-Chat appears there if I-I-Interaction occurs Oooh I see you are Leh-Lol
greggor01
@Arkwright4 L L L lol ger Granville!
Weh-welcome Reh- @Robert_holt99 Bee of a Cher-Shirt Clash Wi Baggies v Teh-Toon we should have Teh-Tigger Stripes For Bouncing Boing-Boing
scotthallard
@Arkwright4 th th thank you lol welcome to my world
Weh-Welcome Peh @paulinecjones are you Cha-Chubby and Beh-Brown Like my Neh-Nurse Gladys Visit shop I'll elp yow Empty thy Heavy Peh-Purse
paulinecjones
@Arkwright4 Do you like pens?
Weh-Weh-Welcome Teh @Tweak81 Lovely Yorkshire Leh-Lass When your in Donny Neh-Next Pop int' Shop and Spe-Spend that Heavy Leh-Loose change
@Arkwright4
Ta very muchly!Tweak81
Weh-Weh-Welcome Meh @MrBell74 From T'other end of Teh-Tunnel Keh-Kent is the Geh-Garden of England Thy Neh-Knows Donny is thy Back Yard
@Arkwright4 indeed I do! I hope you're not working Granville too hard up there in this warm weather
Weh-Weh-Welcome Keh @kittymoomoo Feh-Fat Keh-Cow from Eh-Essex Deh-Don't Know if yow Should Visit my Shop the Feh-Floor boards Won't Tek it
@Arkwright4 there must be room in your shop for 2 large whites Arky x
@kittymoomoo Oooh Geh-Go on then Geh- @granville8 can Nuzzle his Feh-Face in 'Em at Leh-Least it'll Keh-Keep him out of Geh-Gladys Cleavage
Weh-Weh-Welcome Seh @sammac1982 Your Peh-Pussy is Like my Shop Cat and the Jeh-Jam Tarts For Months Folks Thought Paw prints Wer Smily Faces
sammac1982
@Arkwright4 ...you make me chuckle :)
Weh-Welcome @Auchentrae Neh-Northern Brainy Lasses are few n far between in Donny I say this because their attracted to Geh- @granville8
Auchentrae
@Arkwright4 thanks for the follow.. Oh! There are a lot of "brainy" lassies up here. But they don't have my wit and cheeky humour Lol.. ;)
tompkin_parker
@Arkwright4 w w w what time does your shop open? I need some strongbow and a box of rubber jonnys
@tompkin_parker We from Open Deh-Dawn till Deh-Dusk For All your Reh-Requirements May I suggest the Leh-Local Brand Reh-Rubber Donny's
Sipperana
@Arkwright4 Apparently he was found, Stalin-like, hanging from a lamp-post on the corner of the street...
@Sipperana Geh-Good Job a Seh-Certain Little Leh-Lady Didn't Heh-Happen By, The Seh-Southerners Never Forgave the Neh-Northerners for him
Weh-Welcome Leh @Lynndy_Lou Hash Teh-Tadgery is Feh-Fun Beh-But it Weh-Wears out Thy Keh-KeyBoard Sumit Reh-Rotten No Beh-Bugger RT's N'all
Lynndy_Lou
@Arkwright4 and I read your tweets to the sound of Arkwrights voice. I RT a couple of yours today, thank you for making me laugh :0)
RT @Arkwright4: #fishsongs Eels are Geh-Good Eels are Geh-Good he's Ebeneezers Geh-Good >>> 140 characters with a stutter - Life ain't easy
@AndyDekka You Keh-Can Say Deh-Dat again Cos I Feh-fecking Can't Leh-LOL
@Arkwright4 hahahahaha! Oh Wow! LOL. Now see? That's going to be stuck in my head ALLLLL day!
@Arkwright4 Fer Fer Fer Fuk me ur on Fer Fer Fer Fire today :)
paulinecjones
@Arkwright4 Are you a spastic?
@paulinecjones Neh-Neh-Neh-Neh-Neh-Neh-Neh No Jeh-Just can't Geh-Get me Weh-Worms Outpaulinecjones
@Arkwright4 Are you a spastic?
Weh-Weh-Welcome Beh @booblit1 Bit of a Keh-Controversial new Choice of Meh-Manager for the Villa But hes a Goodun Fans will Learn to Luv him
@Arkwright4 . Y'know I am the original mrs fa fe fe fe faw featherstone
@Auchentrae @Granville8 Oooh its just the last Keh-Copy farewell Neh-Nudes of the World #Titsinpapernrunningit #twittingfromdeparturelounge
@Arkwright4 @auchentrae ah meh meh might as well sher shut Sunday no ner ner news o t'world #underthecountersales #roystonvaseybutcherslike
@Arkwright4 well you have a fab time. And I hope the weather is good :)
@Arkwright4 heh..heh..have a nice time....
@Granville8 Oooh I will, and while i'm away Feh-Fetch a Keh-Cloth and clean those Weh-Windows
Peh-Peh-Pilot Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxwAZl3v1GE&feature=related
Peh-Peh-Pilot Part3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O34rk4L9x04&feature=related
"Wur Ear-Ear-It all Stir-Stir-Started, it Weh-Weh-Were Like a Feh-Feh-Feh-Feh-Fly on Weh-Weh-Wall Deh-Deh-Deh-Deh Doc-Doc-Doc-Doc Program"
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