@Arkwright4 visit our corner shop...especially the lair..ladies or I could deliver at sh..sh...shar...short notice!
@Arkwright4 are we still selling them cakes the ones with the dead flies on.... They look like cu..cu..care ...currants!
@granville8 Aye Leh-Leh-Ladi we'ore jeh-just ceh-call em Feh-Feh-Feh French Fancies
@granville8 What have i told you about Che-Che-Chucking Away Peh-Peh-Perfectly good Seh-Soiled packets
@Arkwright4 no uncle I have Ner..not thrown them away......just stored them care...care..carefully near the bins in t'yard. .....
@granville8 Wer-Wer-Well I suppose it could be anyone of a Teh-Troop of Hungarian Soh-Soh- Soldiers Just Peh-Peh-Peh-Passing Through.
@Granville8 Ger-Granville Seh-Seh-Shes a Meh-Married Woman and Teh-Too Indeh-Deh-Deh-Decisive for You! youtube.com/watch?v=vGTCdK…
Arkwright4 Aye you're probably right...still one day eh? Ok ok .....ahl sweep up !
@Arkwright4 if we don't sell this pedal bin soon we will have to empty it....
@Arkwright4 I'm fer fer fer following you ;)) xxxArkwright4 Aye you're probably right...still one day eh? Ok ok .....ahl sweep up !
@Arkwright4 if we don't sell this pedal bin soon we will have to empty it....
@Arkwright4 thh thh thh thank you fer fer fer the follow back swh swh sweetheart :)) xxx
@zuzuspetals6 O-Oh Beh-Beh-Blushing Now! :0)
@Arkwright4 Nurse Gladys Emmanuel isn't around is she? Shh shh she will have your ghur ghur guts for garters! ;) x
@zuzuspetals6 Cher-Cher-Shes Running an Iron over me Tre-Tre-Trousers not at all Weh-What i Heh-Had in Mind when i Air-Air-Asked her To
@Granville8 Geh-Granville Polish those Seh-Suprise Dinner Tins on that She-shelf the ones without the Leh-Labels
@Arkwright4 they're not a sur..sur..surprise to most folk not if they're expecting ber..ber..broken ber..ber..biscuits!
jam188thecabbie
@Arkwright4 ker..ker..crumbs... Wer..wer ..well they wer..will be by ner.. Now!jam188thecabbie
@jam188thecabbie @Arkwright4 oi oi
@davidjewood @jam188thecabbie oi oi oil Cooking or Engine? we have the Leh-Leh-Lot at Ar-Ar-Arkwrights Empor-por-por-porium
@Granville8 @bessiebollocks Weh-Wife Swapping Should not be Meh-Mentioned in the Veh-Viccinity of Ner-Nurse Gladys Air-Air-Emmanuel
@Arkwright4 @davidjewood if you think I am ker..carting all that oi oi oil down to the west country bi..bi..bike fer..fer..think on!!@Arkwright4 @bessiebollocks Ahm expected to bike all that way to her place when ah get there she moved.....!! #wifeswap
@Granville8 @davidjewood Weh-well I don't Ner-Know where the Ger-Gentleman lives But You've got to Earn that Three pound Weh-Week Weh-Wage
@Arkwright4 @davidjewood my uncle is der..der..definitely a skinflint! #mermermindthespringonthattilldrawer
@Granville8 @davidjewood I'm Only Teh-Teh-Tight in the Tre-Tre-Trouser Department
@Arkwright4 @davidjewood You know that's news to me.... I never knew we had a ter..ter..trouser
department!
YamYam_Bond007
@Arkwright4 Can yow sell me four candles?department!
YamYam_Bond007
@YamYam_Bond007 Peh-Pink One or Teh-T'other from Heh-Here arkwright2010.blogspot.com/2011/06/prices… Seh-Sorry candles Seh-Slightly Used Leh-LOL
Weh-Weh-Welcome Peh-Peh @possumpot We Have a Range of Neh-Neh-Knitting Wool Peh-Peh-Perhaps you could Knit Ger-Granville a New Teh-Tank top
@Arkwright4 maybe I will:) @possumpot Ger-Great i'll Leh-Let Him Know Hes Heh-Had t'other one Since He was Teh-Ten
possumpot
@Arkwright4 bout time for a new one then ;)
@Arkwright4 @possumpot ahl ave you know all the ler.. ladies think my tank top ser. .suits me even though its a little on the small side..
LynniHum
@Arkwright4 haha!
mikegymnastbone
@Arkwright4 Welcome
@Arkwright4 thankyou
@Arkwright4 Hello to you too,lol
@Arkwright4 uncle are you sipping the funny stuff again. .....
@Arkwright4 you'd beh. .better keh. .keep your weh. .wits about you sipping the funn
oooooH I Keh-Keh-Couldn't Employ any of them Seh-Soft Southerners in my She-Shop I'd Geh-Go Beh-Beh-Bankrupt Air-Air #Apprenticey stuff is addling your beh..beh..brains!
@Arkwright4 my pob is sa..ss..safe then!!
SpadesJoe
TY 4 the follow @adoncaparas @Arkwright4 @0PassiveIncome @JimBobbers @Evelinars58 @wpgirlie @RealityFilms ~ Appreciation
SpadesJoe
TY 4 the follow @adoncaparas @Arkwright4 @0PassiveIncome @JimBobbers @Evelinars58 @wpgirlie @RealityFilms ~ Appreciation
Weh-Welcome Spe-Spe @SpadesJoe Are you Leh-Local or South of Deh-Donny Veh-Visit our Shop in Balby Weh-When you got a Mo arkwright2010.blogspot.com/2011/06/prices…
Weh-Welcome Yeh- @yamyambastard for you Neh-Next Gourmet Air-Air-Extravagansa Might i Seh-Suggest our Seh-Surprise Cans arkwright2010.blogspot.com/2011/06/prices…
yamyambastard
@Arkwright4 yow shure con me mon
yamyambastard
@Arkwright4 yow shure con me mon
@yamyambastard I am as Reh-Real as Leh-Leh-Leh @lordgodalmighty but hes Neh-Not a Meh-Member of Deh-Donny Shopkeepers Ass-Ass-Association
@Arkwright4 this was me as a toddler before I started earning big money at your corner shop.... http://yfrog.com/kjfhltj
@Granville8 Eh-Heh Thats when yer Mam Neh-Knitted that Teh-Tank top yfrog.com/kjfhltj Feh-Feh-Fetch a Neh-Nappy
@Arkwright4 ah wish I knew who my real peh..peh..parents were did you know me mam?
Granville8 your Peh-Probably like yeh-yeh- yamyam three Meh-Messages up, Now Get Peh-Polishing those Apples
#shittingyourselfFilms Open All Bowles the Meh-Meh Movie
@Arkwright4 #shittingyourselfmovies little corner shop of horrors hehe!
@Arkwright4 ah wish I knew who my real peh..peh..parents were did you know me mam?
Granville8 your Peh-Probably like yeh-yeh- yamyam three Meh-Messages up, Now Get Peh-Polishing those Apples
#shittingyourselfFilms Open All Bowles the Meh-Meh Movie
@Arkwright4 #shittingyourselfmovies little corner shop of horrors hehe!
welcome new follow> @Arkwright4
Weh-Weh-Welcome Feh-Feh @FartingDuck I Leh-Like your Feh-Farting Slippers do they Meh-Make that sound when you Weh-Walk in them
Weh-Weh-Welcome Feh-Feh @FartingDuck I Leh-Like your Feh-Farting Slippers do they Meh-Make that sound when you Weh-Walk in them
@Arkwright4 Haven't found a manufacturer who can get the sound right, hopefully soon though.
@FartingDuck Geh-Granville could make you a Reh-Recording after he finishes one of my Leh-Large bars of Whole Neh-Nut he
@Arkwright4 Dddddid you have a good day in the shop today??
@longshanks1965 Meh-Meh-Mainly Window Shoppers But Weh-When we got them in That Seh-Silly Geh-Granville tried to Seh-Sell them the Windows
1958landcruiser
1958landcruiser
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@1958landcruiser OooH I Deh-Don't Know about this #F-F-F-FF ing hope i Deh-Don't make a Peh-Peh-Pigs Ear of Feh-Things
SpadesJoe
Thanks 4 mentions @JavaJoeMyspace @MacintoshRivie @MogulMediaStaff @FartingDuck @Jose3miguelleal @vofec @Arkwright4 @KarlosZapata
SpadesJoe
Thanks 4 mentions @JavaJoeMyspace @MacintoshRivie @MogulMediaStaff @FartingDuck @Jose3miguelleal @vofec @Arkwright4 @KarlosZapata
@vofec Ore Leh-Lad Have You Neh-Not Seen Meh-My TV Show Visit Meh-My Blog And Weh-Watch an Episode Arkwright2010.blogspot.com
@davidjewood #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop. Yes Deh-David We Heh-Have Kenyan, Brazilian, Indian or Bradford
@Arkwright4 Ta for the ffffffffff1965
@longshanks1965 EEh! Heh-Having to explain to an Eh-Eh-Indonesian about Meh-My Corner Shop Seh-Seems like Feh-Flogging a Deh-Dead Horse
Weh-Welcome Seh- @sophiegrant1980 We don't see many Cher-Short Skirts and Heh-High Heels around these Peh-Parts as they do in Air-Air-Essex
@Arkwright4 we are not all like that or are we orange oompa loompa's lol x
@sophiegrant1980 Heh-Here the Leh-Lasses Like to where thick Woolens Covering up there Uh-Uh-UnTouchables so I Gather from exploring Gladys
@Arkwright4 hahaahahaha
@mikegymnastbone Seh-Someone in the Feh-Far East Just asked me Weh-What was all this #F-F-F-F #FF Leh-LOL
@zuzuspetals6 #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
zuzuspetals6
@Arkwright4 th ther th thankyou... der de der darling :)))) xxx
@rowzed #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
@zuzuspetals6 #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
zuzuspetals6
@Arkwright4 th ther th thankyou... der de der darling :)))) xxx
@rowzed #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
rowzed
"@Arkwright4: @rowzed #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop". < Th th thanks heheh
@rowzed Eh Up Leh-Lad can i Reh-Releave you of the Beh-Burden of Such a Heh-Heavy Wallet?
"@Arkwright4: @rowzed #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop". < Th th thanks heheh
@rowzed Eh Up Leh-Lad can i Reh-Releave you of the Beh-Burden of Such a Heh-Heavy Wallet?
Weh-Weh-Welcome Jeh-Jeh @JavaJoeMyspace Feh-From the t'other side of the Peh-Peh-Pond I Geh-Gather a bit to far to Peh-Pop to me Cher-Shop
JavaJoeMyspace
#FollowFriday @Arkwright4 <F4F?
Weh-Weh-Welcome Ass- @ashleighedwardc as a Weh-Wine Buff you Meh-Might like our Spe-Special offer Vintage Beh-Beaujolais nouveau from Japan
ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 never tried a jap one,maybe granville has , can you ask him please ?
Geh-Geh- @granville8 Have you tried this Jeh-Japanese Beh-Bojolais and I Heh-Hope you Peh-Paid if you Did? @ashleighedwardc
JavaJoeMyspace
#FollowFriday @Arkwright4 <F4F?
ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 never tried a jap one,maybe granville has , can you ask him please ?
Geh-Geh- @granville8 Have you tried this Jeh-Japanese Beh-Bojolais and I Heh-Hope you Peh-Paid if you Did? @ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 getting peh..peh..peh..persistently merry is feh..favourite peh..peh..peh..........pastime! Hic! @ashleighedwardc
@possumpot #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
possumpot
@Arkwright4 ta much!
ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 watch out for the notorious cash drawer
Weh-Weh-Welcome Fu-Fu- @Fuxache Oop Neh-North we have a Seh-Saying its Oop Neh-North Usually Peh-Preceded by Feh-From I see your Meh-Middle
possumpot
@Arkwright4 ta much!
ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 watch out for the notorious cash drawer
@granville8 Deh-Did Ya Hear the Keh-Customer Keep Yeh-Your Fingers out of My Till Unless Yeh-Your Thinking of Peh-Paying @ashleighedwardc
@Arkwright4 @ashleighedwardc I heh...he..heard you my tank top was ca..ca..caught in the till drawer....spilt me wine now dammit!.....
@Arkwright4 @ashleighedwardc I heh...he..heard you my tank top was ca..ca..caught in the till drawer....spilt me wine now dammit!.....
Weh-Welcome Keh- @Cath_Mayoevans As a Busy Meh-Mum you might Leh-Like to Peh-Partake of our Special Seh-Suprise Dinners arkwright2010.blogspot.com/2011/06/prices…
Cath_Mayoevans
@Arkwright4 thankyou lovely, cheers for the follow :)
Weh-Weh-Welcome Keh-Keh @captsingh All the Neh-Nice girls Like a Seh-Sailor I like Them wi Heh-Heavy Wallets Spe-Spending on Shore Leh-Leave
Cath_Mayoevans
@Arkwright4 thankyou lovely, cheers for the follow :)
Weh-Weh-Welcome Keh-Keh @captsingh All the Neh-Nice girls Like a Seh-Sailor I like Them wi Heh-Heavy Wallets Spe-Spending on Shore Leh-Leave
captsingh
@Arkwright4 :))
Weh-Welcome Peh-Peh @Parlez_me_nTory I'm Not one For Peh-Political Deh-Discussions Unless its Veh- V.A.T. Veh-Valuable Assets Triffled with
@Arkwright4 :))
Weh-Welcome Peh-Peh @Parlez_me_nTory I'm Not one For Peh-Political Deh-Discussions Unless its Veh- V.A.T. Veh-Valuable Assets Triffled with
Parlez_me_nTory
@Arkwright4 What a wonderful find you seem to be
@dover_nige #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
dover_nige
@Arkwright4 Ch-Ch-Ch-cheers Ark-ark-dude...!!!! :0)
@Pinfoldcottage #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
@Arkwright4 What a wonderful find you seem to be
dover_nige
@Arkwright4 Ch-Ch-Ch-cheers Ark-ark-dude...!!!! :0)
@Pinfoldcottage #F-F-F #FF From Your Feh-Friendly Leh-Local Corner Cher-Shop
@Arkwright4 Haha ! You're gonna be fun x
@Fuxache Aye My Geh-Gladys Says That Weh-When i'm Standing in me Keh-Combinations While she Irons me Tre-Trousers
Weh-Weh-Welcome Leh-Leh @LeeHillerLondon An enegetic Teh-Talented lady Deh-Does Your Heh-Husband Reh-Rick Draw any Co-Co-Conclusions Le-LOL
LeeHillerLondon
@Arkwright4 my beloved @RickLondon Draws many Co-Co-Conclusions... good thing you are Open All Hours LOL
Weh-Weh-Welcome Leh-Leh @LeeHillerLondon An enegetic Teh-Talented lady Deh-Does Your Heh-Husband Reh-Rick Draw any Co-Co-Conclusions Le-LOL
LeeHillerLondon
@Arkwright4 my beloved @RickLondon Draws many Co-Co-Conclusions... good thing you are Open All Hours LOL
@LeeHillerLondon @RickLondon aye allways Heh-Here with Teh-Tea Bags and Seh-Seh-Sympathy and @granville8
#FollowFriday @jessicajelvin @clarewolfenden @steve_townley @arkwright4 @bearbrewing @kateab @rainingcatz @jameswilson1970 (via @ffhelper)
Fer-Thanks @jam188thecabbie Fer your #F_F_F_F Oh Deh-DEAR #FF
Weh-Weh-Welcome Jeh-Jeh @JamesWilson1970 Interesting Ble-Blog on Ah-Ah-Africa in a Feh-Former Life my Meh- Mother came from the Keh-Kenya
Weh-Weh-Welcome Jeh-Jeh @JamesWilson1970 Interesting Ble-Blog on Ah-Ah-Africa in a Feh-Former Life my Meh- Mother came from the Keh-Kenya
@JamesWilson1970 Weh-What Ste-Ste-Ste-Stutter Leh-LOL
Weh-Weh-Welcome Meh-Meh-Meh @mrboddle I Heh-Have a Deh-Des O'Connor Reh-Record thats soo old the Heh-Hole has Heh-Healed up Leh-LOL
mrboddle
@Arkwright4 I thought Granville had a collection in the back room
@Arkwright4 was jer. .just delivering.sum grocery an Ner Ner noticed am being fer..fer. .followed by strangers! !!
I'm being followed by @Arkwright4 ~ Brilliant!
Gre-Gre-Greetings Ga-Ga @gabbynoonyraffy not Leh-Lady Ga-Ga Weh-Where Do you Heh-Hail From?
@Arkwright4 from the Colonies! now in the land of Poles.
@gabbynoonyraffy Oh Aye a Am-Am-American in Poland Beh-Beat that Geh-Gene Kelly Can ya Deh-Dance with Deh-Dustbin Lids ont Feh-Feet LOL
@Arkwright4 seriously looking forward to my weh weh welcome :-)
Weh-Welcome Ah @angelahp Lovely Southern Leh-Lass But Her Heh-Heart is in the Neh-North My Father Weh-Was a Flautist but they Got him Fer it
Weh-Welcome Ah @angelahp Lovely Southern Leh-Lass But Her Heh-Heart is in the Neh-North My Father Weh-Was a Flautist but they Got him Fer it
@Arkwright4 thank you :-)
Weh-Welcome Bre @Brays_Cottage They Teh-Tell me Your Peh-Pies Rival Saxbys Neh Even Meh-Melton Meh-Mulberry Do you do other Peh-Pies aswell
@Arkwright4 Hello Mr A - they don't lie you know - ours are rather fine, and not like other pies. At the mo just pork pies & Crackle.
@Brays_Cottage Oooh is that Cre-Crackling as in Peh-Pork i'm on me way in July i'll come and Peh-Partake and Say Heh-Hello Brundall 14 days
@Arkwright4 Marvellous. :)
@Arkwright4 thanks for the ff f ollower Grr Granville lol
Weh-Weh-Welcome Heh-Heh @howardgalley Neh-Northern Cher-Chap Not the Leh-Laird of Beh-Ballantrae but Yowl Leh-Look
possumpot
#ff @Arkwright4 and @Granville8 the real der-der-deal :)
Weh-Weh-Welcome Si-Si- @silvercabby They Teh-Tell me you Heh-Have the Neh-Knowledge How much is it from Balby, Donny, to London?
silvercabby
@Arkwright4 If I had a scobby where it was I might be able to help you :)
YorkieGav
@Arkwright4 t t t t ta ver ver very much #ff
Gre-Gre-Greetings Yo-Yo @YorkieGav Much Feh-Favoured Amongest Neh-Northern Community #EhupFriday Beh-Back
possumpot
#ff @Arkwright4 and @Granville8 the real der-der-deal :)
silvercabby
@Arkwright4 If I had a scobby where it was I might be able to help you :)
YorkieGav
@Arkwright4 t t t t ta ver ver very much #ff
#ff @lingst4r, @Arkwright4, @Deb_acles, @JosephBerwick, @1958landcruiser, @thelawns, @firefox, @falisha
Weh-Weh-Welcome Reh- @reddwarf35 I Seh-Support Am-Am-Amnesty Thingy Meh-Me self but Not Feh-Financially of Course No Whale Oil for Lamps now
@Arkwright4 Ner Ner not sa..sure ah want people to sa..sa..see me having intercourse uncle! !!
@reddwarf35 @arkwright4 @deb_acles @josephberwick @1958landcruiser @thelawns @firefox @falisha Thanks Neil :) #ff
@Arkwright4 Thanks. Have a good 'un !!
@Arkwright4 th th th thank y y you.
RT @Arkwright4: Gre-Gre-Greetings Yo-Yo @YorkieGav Much Feh-Favoured Amongest Neh-Northern Community #EhupFriday Beh-Back >> hell yeah!
Pinfoldcottage
@Arkwright4 @yorkiegav another great Yorkshireman!!!
Pinfoldcottage
@Arkwright4 @yorkiegav another great Yorkshireman!!!
@Pinfoldcottage @yorkiegav Aw Weh-What an accolade Geh-Great YorkShiremen I feel like Sir Geoffrey Beh-Boycott without the Reh-Runs
Weh-Welcome Jeh @john_yates From Buxton Lovely Spe-Spar Toon in Deh-Derbyshire I stock your Water Mine Teh-Tastes like Peh-Pussy in t' Well
john_yates
@Arkwright4 thank you Sir :o)) very lovely Buxton and glad you stock the water :o)
@john_yates Oooh Ste-Stocking Makes me Think Neh-Nearly time to Spy on Neh-Nurse Gladys She will undress infront of window Beh-Bless Her
john_yatesWeh-Welcome Jeh @john_yates From Buxton Lovely Spe-Spar Toon in Deh-Derbyshire I stock your Water Mine Teh-Tastes like Peh-Pussy in t' Well
john_yates
@Arkwright4 thank you Sir :o)) very lovely Buxton and glad you stock the water :o)
@john_yates Oooh Ste-Stocking Makes me Think Neh-Nearly time to Spy on Neh-Nurse Gladys She will undress infront of window Beh-Bless Her
@Arkwright4 haha oh yess :o)) totally bless her :o)
Weh-Weh-Welcome Deh- @TheAxeFalls I Leh-Like #Hashing aswell Corn Beh-Beef Tattys and Onions Kent the Garden of England, Donny the Back Yard
@Arkwright4 Thanks for that warm welcome! I trust Granville is well?
Weh-Welcome Seh @saddlerboy Walsall Seh-Supporter and Beh-Barmy army Cricket Feh-Fan Vladivar Veh-Vodka from Weh-Warrington is Stocked Ear
@Arkwright4 good work fella
@Arkwright4 can't promise that ah wunt dig jn to the peh peh peanuts before ah gerrem delivered tee hee
Weh-Weh-Welcome Li-Li- @lingst4r Lovely Oriental Leh-Lass or is it a bad Feh-Photo You'd be a Lovely Teh-Takeaway for Geh- @granville8
@lingst4r @Arkwright4 ahl mek sure the stuff I deliver is feh. Feh..Feh..fresh for you le..lassie lol
@Granville8 @arkwright4 Haha ok then :D
Weh-Welcome Feh-Feh @Farmerdick33 Knowing Beh-Barnsley answer Peh-Playboy The only Peh-Playboy in toon is called Peh-Parkingson Tourism Cull
@Arkwright4 That sher..sher..sher should be tarn. Anyway da der der Dicky Bird is a peh peh playboy as well...as nurse Gladys Emmanuel.
@Arkwright4 my beh...beh..bells gone rusty whe. .when can ah have a new be..be..bike??
@lingst4r @arkwright4 uncle ah think ahm in love. .....*sigh*
@Arkwright4 @MrsLofty ah Dont talk be..be..bollocks ah talk be be bikes.!!!
Nite Nite Northern Tweeps Geh- @granville8 Leh-Lock-up
@Arkwright4 yeh.yeh.you know ahm supposed to be on a Der Der Der date now ahm ler..late tuh!
Weh-Weh-Welcome Th-Th @ThitiaOfficial are you an Irish Leh-Lass or an Import Veh-Very nice Import i must Seh-Say if only to Meh-My Follows
Th-Th-Thank U!! :)) @Arkwright4 XOXO
@Arkwright4 Th-The-Thank you! Ve-Ves-Viseted your Leh-Local Shop! Bea-beau-Beautiful! And Th-The-Thanks for #FF
@SpadesJoe Well we do Peh-Pride Ourselves on being Neh-Neat n Teh-Tidy Even if I Heh-Have to Chase Geh- @granville8 to achieve this Feh-Feat
@Arkwright4 @granville8 send the lad round, mind he doesn't forget the beet. I'll have something nice waiting fer him
@clarewolfenden Geh- @granville8 Get Beh-Bike out yow Geh-Got a Delivery don't Feh-Feh-Forget Beet you Lazy Boy
Weh-Weh-Welcome Reh-Reh @ReservoirPup OoooH I could Seh-Sell yow some Feh-Flit for that Beh-Bugger on your eye Meh-Makes me want to Optrex
ReservoirPup
@Arkwright4 Took me ages to train the mozzie for that shot. Glad you like it!
@ReservoirPup Oooh its Mem-mesmorising Keep Heh-Hoping you Beh-Blink and Squash the Beh-Bugger Oooh I'm Seh-Starting to itch again
ReservoirPup
@Arkwright4 Took me ages to train the mozzie for that shot. Glad you like it!
@Arkwright4 @hairidols my lady customers just love running their fer..fer..fer..fingers through my barnet #rhymingserserslang
@Granville8 @hairidols Room for A Geh-Gypsy encampment enhall you Sce-Sce-Scruff
@bond1965 Ooooh Geh-Gladys is Just as Beh-Buxsom as usual I've taken to Reh-Running lately Her Ste-Stockings get Keh-Caught on me Weh-Watch
@Arkwright4 ahm ser ser sayin nowt ah would ler ler like a little mer mer more respect around here for t'work I do.. #talkingshop
Weh-Weh-Welcome By-By @Byngo7 Eeee I Leh-Like your Neh-Name Buy n Go thats Meh-Music to my ears Leh-Like the Shop Beh-Bell
Byngo7
@Arkwright4 you need a proper shop like Mrs B's in Gornal village. Ha. Granville can run the old un.
Byngo7
@Arkwright4 you need a proper shop like Mrs B's in Gornal village. Ha. Granville can run the old un.
@Byngo7 Oooh is Mrs Beh-B's on Leh-Line i'll ge er a Leh-Look so long as shes Neh-Not one of these Heh-Happy Shoppers I'm More Humpy Shopper
@Byngo7 Aye sin it Neh-Now Leh-Louise Steet, Lower Geh-Gornal Duddy its got a Reh-Restaurant en all Geh- @granville8 would eat Neh-Non Stop
Weh-Welcome B- @bsibley72 Beh-Busy Mum Come Beh-Browse our Cher-Shop Special offer this Weh-Week Surprise Cans Dog Food or HomePride Mince?
bsibley72
@Arkwright4 thankyou lol! You & @Granville8 recommended by @jam188thecabbie :)
@bsibley72 @Granville8 @jam188thecabbie Oooh he's that Neh-Norwich Beh-Black Cabbie Leh-Lovely Chap I suppose in his Weh-Work it Peh-Pays 2B
Weh-Weh-Welcome Keh- @KarenRoyle My Peh-PA is Geh- @granville8 I Peh-Personally Assist Gladys Out of Heh-Her Clothes Weh-When she lets Me
KarenRoyle
Everyone follow @arkwright4 @granville8 xx
Weh-Weh-Welcome Ste @Starjax From Leh-Leafy Surry Leh-Lover of Candy Feh-Floss and Looks like Dover in the Beh-Backgound of yow Beh-Blog Pic
Starjax
@Arkwright4 I thank you! It's actually Ber ber ber ber ber-ber-ber Bognor. x
@Starjax OoooH Beh-Bognor Feh-Funny Name for a Lovely Place Named after Feh-Famous Baggies Player Cyril Regis Leh-LOL
@Lord_Sugar Heh-Hello Fellow E-E-Entrepreneur Will yow Accept @granville8 as an Ap-Ap-Apprentice He works Che-Cheap £3 per Weh-Week will Do
@Arkwright4 @Lord_Sugar Ahl only do it if he buys me a Ner..new be..be..ber bike!
@Arkwright4 @granville8 Bo-Both of you a-aa-are a gr-gre-great team! Oh that's hard to write in stutter:)
@Byngo7 Aye sin it Neh-Now Leh-Louise Steet, Lower Geh-Gornal Duddy its got a Reh-Restaurant en all Geh- @granville8 would eat Neh-Non Stop
bsibley72
@Arkwright4 thankyou lol! You & @Granville8 recommended by @jam188thecabbie :)
@bsibley72 @Granville8 @jam188thecabbie Oooh he's that Neh-Norwich Beh-Black Cabbie Leh-Lovely Chap I suppose in his Weh-Work it Peh-Pays 2B
@Arkwright4 @byngo7 eeh! Ahm all hungry like now... #auntnellythinksgregorypecksbincut #rhymingserserslang
KarenRoyle
Everyone follow @arkwright4 @granville8 xx
@Arkwright4 ahm allus polishing me mostly per..per..polishing off me grub!! #greedyboy
Starjax
@Arkwright4 I thank you! It's actually Ber ber ber ber ber-ber-ber Bognor. x
@Starjax OoooH Beh-Bognor Feh-Funny Name for a Lovely Place Named after Feh-Famous Baggies Player Cyril Regis Leh-LOL
@Lord_Sugar Heh-Hello Fellow E-E-Entrepreneur Will yow Accept @granville8 as an Ap-Ap-Apprentice He works Che-Cheap £3 per Weh-Week will Do
@Arkwright4 @Lord_Sugar Ahl only do it if he buys me a Ner..new be..be..ber bike!
@Arkwright4 @granville8 Bo-Both of you a-aa-are a gr-gre-great team! Oh that's hard to write in stutter:)
@Arkwright4 dreaming of owning me own sher. .sher..shop mebbe. #Onedaywewillbemillionaires
Weh-Welcome Eh- @e_winterbottom Oooh its Teh-Too Hot to have a Neh-Name Like Elvis Weh-Winterbottom today Que-Quite a Northern Neh-Name doh
Weh-Welcome Eh- @e_winterbottom Oooh its Teh-Too Hot to have a Neh-Name Like Elvis Weh-Winterbottom today Que-Quite a Northern Neh-Name doh
@Arkwright4 HI! Thanks for being friends. Take a look at my webseries that I write and star in; www.youtube.com/user/thedickandjaneshow
Weh-Well Had a Leh-Lovely Afternoon in Peh-Park Listening to Beh-Brass Band hunreds of Old Keh-Codgers n chairs It wer like Geriatric Glasto
Took Some Jeh-Jubblys T' Peh-Park and Handed Them out teh Kiddies Feh-Freezer wer on Beh-Blink half Peh-Price for Oldies All Heh-Heart Me
Weh-Welcome OcK-Ock @ockerdmon Deh-Dithering one & Beh-Black Country Leh-Lad yow Spe-Speak Leh-Lingo wi Coal Deh-Dust in thy Veh-Veins
@Arkwright4 Owd on Mr Arkwright I spakes better an Mrs Jardine
@ockerdmon Heh-Who's Mrs Jardine Weh-When shes at Home?
SpadesJoe
@Arkwright4 @granville8 Day dreaming is fine! Takes you right back into childhood. Was a really good time - for me!
Was it Leh-Like Skippy @SpadesJoe and the Reh-Ranger Dad, "Weh-Whats that Skip Theres a Keh-Car Down a Reh-Ravine" All 'armless Teh-Tosh
Weh-Welcome Ji- @Jigsaw001 From Weh-Wirral are you the Meh-Missing Piece of the 6000 Peh-Piece One I Just completed been Leh-looking for youSpadesJoe
@Arkwright4 @granville8 Day dreaming is fine! Takes you right back into childhood. Was a really good time - for me!
Was it Leh-Like Skippy @SpadesJoe and the Reh-Ranger Dad, "Weh-Whats that Skip Theres a Keh-Car Down a Reh-Ravine" All 'armless Teh-Tosh
@Arkwright4 Looking for the best holiday ever? Want your own personal Cruise Guide? captainriley.com
No Leh-Lad @Jigsaw001 yow Geh-Got to Visit the Shop and I talk yow into Beh-Buying something yow Deh-Dont Need, T'Other way Ah-Ah-Around
Ahm askin @Arkwright4 fer a peh..peh..pay rise ahv med oop me mind! #futuremillionaire #onlyfools #wotaplonker
@ashleighedwardc ahv a ser..ser..soft spot for ner...ner..nurse Gladys Emmanuel ....@arkwright4 has a hard spot in the ser..ser..same spot!!
@ashleighedwardc Weh-Well she keeps me Deh-Ducking and Diving her Reh-Right handers and Neh-Nuzzles @granville8 to her luv Peh-Pillows Grrr
@Granville8 Just Like to Peh-Point out Neh-Next year you Weh-Wont' be a Meh-Millionare
Weh-Welcome Beh- @Big_Willos Your a Beh-Big Lad Geh- granville8 Tried BodyBuilding once its Weh-Wonderful what you can make out of Leh-Lego
Big_Willos
@Arkwright4 he he good one i prefer sticklebricks lol
@Arkwright4
Haha.. it will be my pleasure ;)Juckylim
Weh-Welcome @WazzasWig I had a Hairy Piece once She Wer Shirley Crabtree I dumped Er Seh-Sharpish When she played Fer Beh-Bradford Northern
WazzasWig
@Arkwright4 Hi, me & the lads thank you for your welcome! Do you sell Blue Nun in your store? The Prestbury estate has a drought! x
@WazzasWig We Haven't Had a Blue Nun since Winter of '63 Nuns go round in twos Tha Knows one Nun watches the other Nun don't Geh-Get None
@Arkwright4 @WazzasWig I thought they travelled in 3s, ain't had nun, don't want nun, can't get nun!
Weh-Weh-Welcome Keh-Keh @KEV_G_FIELD You Seh-Seem to be a Jeh-Jack of all trades I'm a Geh-Great Cooker of Books Leh-LOL
Weh-Weh-Welcome El-El @EliteSportCoach I see you visit the Neh-Nurse Just like me Only Mines more Feh-Fun OOps i Dribbled on me Peh-Paper
Very Weh-Welcome Neh-Norman @nstanfletch73 My Jeh-JailBird Bruv difference between us is you got caught, the only Bird i'm doing is Gladysnstanfletch73
@Arkwright4 Make sure you keep that snout under the counter like we agreed.
@nstanfletch73 Where the Congenial Heh-Harry Grout Can't find it Aye? #Fingertapsnose Peh-Personal stash is safe and Feh-Favorably Priced
Letty_Lulu
@Arkwright4 My hero! xo
KEV_G_FIELD
@Arkwright4 I'm a jack of all trades master of Nun!!!!
@KEV_G_FIELD Oooh the Beh-Blue Nun Would take a Deh-Dim view of that But i Deh-Dare say the Beh-Brown Nun would Love it
laserblue
@Arkwright4 haha great tweets.
@laserblue Weh-Welcome any time at Cher-Shop
Weh-Welcome Keh- @cumbria_crack we Deh-Don't Stock Teh-Tena Lady We'd be Hard Pressed to see a Teh-Tenner anywhere Locally so Sweat on Luv
cumbria_crack
@Arkwright4 nooo then arz can cee that theee's bowd ta be a lil cheeky bugger eh
Weh-Welcome Le @Lesism E Your Blog Photo Looks Like Trough of Bowland not very accessable to public Like Neh-Nurse Gladys Nether Reh-Regions
Lesism
@Arkwright4 Ha :-)
Weh-Weh-Welcome Ni @Nikunj_Vakil another Keh-Customer from Land of Curry I told Geh- @Granville8 we should have got those Veh-Vesta Massalas
Nikunj_Vakil
@Arkwright4 @Granville8 tell me if any spices needed? frm the port of Bombay to the Granville store..
@Nikunj_Vakil Oooh they do luv a Keh-Curry in Donny I'll have to ask the Leh-Local Take away 'The Turbanater' if they Neh-Need any
Weh-Welcome Ka- @KarlRidings Lady G-G-Ga Ga Seems to be Teh-Taken the Peh-Pee out of by her outfit Deh-Designer a Nurses outfit would Deh-Do
KarlRidings
@Arkwright4 love this!!! But can't RT :((
@KarlRidings You can Visit Cher-Shop and comment all Cher-Chat appears there if I-I-Interaction occurs Oooh I see you are Leh-Lol
greggor01
@Arkwright4 L L L lol ger Granville!
Weh-welcome Reh- @Robert_holt99 Bee of a Cher-Shirt Clash Wi Baggies v Teh-Toon we should have Teh-Tigger Stripes For Bouncing Boing-Boing
scotthallard
@Arkwright4 th th thank you lol welcome to my world
Weh-Welcome Peh @paulinecjones are you Cha-Chubby and Beh-Brown Like my Neh-Nurse Gladys Visit shop I'll elp yow Empty thy Heavy Peh-Purse
paulinecjones
@Arkwright4 Do you like pens?
Weh-Weh-Welcome Teh @Tweak81 Lovely Yorkshire Leh-Lass When your in Donny Neh-Next Pop int' Shop and Spe-Spend that Heavy Leh-Loose change
@Arkwright4
Ta very muchly!Tweak81
Weh-Weh-Welcome Meh @MrBell74 From T'other end of Teh-Tunnel Keh-Kent is the Geh-Garden of England Thy Neh-Knows Donny is thy Back Yard
@Arkwright4 indeed I do! I hope you're not working Granville too hard up there in this warm weather
Weh-Weh-Welcome Keh @kittymoomoo Feh-Fat Keh-Cow from Eh-Essex Deh-Don't Know if yow Should Visit my Shop the Feh-Floor boards Won't Tek it
@Arkwright4 there must be room in your shop for 2 large whites Arky x
@kittymoomoo Oooh Geh-Go on then Geh- @granville8 can Nuzzle his Feh-Face in 'Em at Leh-Least it'll Keh-Keep him out of Geh-Gladys Cleavage
Weh-Weh-Welcome Seh @sammac1982 Your Peh-Pussy is Like my Shop Cat and the Jeh-Jam Tarts For Months Folks Thought Paw prints Wer Smily Faces
sammac1982
@Arkwright4 ...you make me chuckle :)
Weh-Welcome @Auchentrae Neh-Northern Brainy Lasses are few n far between in Donny I say this because their attracted to Geh- @granville8
Auchentrae
@Arkwright4 thanks for the follow.. Oh! There are a lot of "brainy" lassies up here. But they don't have my wit and cheeky humour Lol.. ;)
tompkin_parker
@Arkwright4 w w w what time does your shop open? I need some strongbow and a box of rubber jonnys
@tompkin_parker We from Open Deh-Dawn till Deh-Dusk For All your Reh-Requirements May I suggest the Leh-Local Brand Reh-Rubber Donny's
Sipperana
@Arkwright4 Apparently he was found, Stalin-like, hanging from a lamp-post on the corner of the street...
@Sipperana Geh-Good Job a Seh-Certain Little Leh-Lady Didn't Heh-Happen By, The Seh-Southerners Never Forgave the Neh-Northerners for him
Weh-Welcome Leh @Lynndy_Lou Hash Teh-Tadgery is Feh-Fun Beh-But it Weh-Wears out Thy Keh-KeyBoard Sumit Reh-Rotten No Beh-Bugger RT's N'all
Lynndy_Lou
@Arkwright4 and I read your tweets to the sound of Arkwrights voice. I RT a couple of yours today, thank you for making me laugh :0)
RT @Arkwright4: #fishsongs Eels are Geh-Good Eels are Geh-Good he's Ebeneezers Geh-Good >>> 140 characters with a stutter - Life ain't easy
@AndyDekka You Keh-Can Say Deh-Dat again Cos I Feh-fecking Can't Leh-LOL
@Arkwright4 hahahahaha! Oh Wow! LOL. Now see? That's going to be stuck in my head ALLLLL day!
@Arkwright4 Fer Fer Fer Fuk me ur on Fer Fer Fer Fire today :)
paulinecjones
@Arkwright4 Are you a spastic?
@paulinecjones Neh-Neh-Neh-Neh-Neh-Neh-Neh No Jeh-Just can't Geh-Get me Weh-Worms Outpaulinecjones
@Arkwright4 Are you a spastic?
Weh-Weh-Welcome Beh @booblit1 Bit of a Keh-Controversial new Choice of Meh-Manager for the Villa But hes a Goodun Fans will Learn to Luv him
@Arkwright4 . Y'know I am the original mrs fa fe fe fe faw featherstone
@Auchentrae @Granville8 Oooh its just the last Keh-Copy farewell Neh-Nudes of the World #Titsinpapernrunningit #twittingfromdeparturelounge
@Arkwright4 @auchentrae ah meh meh might as well sher shut Sunday no ner ner news o t'world #underthecountersales #roystonvaseybutcherslike
@Arkwright4 well you have a fab time. And I hope the weather is good :)
@Arkwright4 heh..heh..have a nice time....
@Granville8 Oooh I will, and while i'm away Feh-Fetch a Keh-Cloth and clean those Weh-Windows
Peh-Peh-Pilot Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxwAZl3v1GE&feature=related
Peh-Peh-Pilot Part3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O34rk4L9x04&feature=related
"Wur Ear-Ear-It all Stir-Stir-Started, it Weh-Weh-Were Like a Feh-Feh-Feh-Feh-Fly on Weh-Weh-Wall Deh-Deh-Deh-Deh Doc-Doc-Doc-Doc Program"
Is it teh..teh..time yet?
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